Gnarly Sarasaland

04 Apr 2019 18:41 by Julian
Height-8 FT 10 IN
Weight-700 LBS
Occupation-Gym Owner
Favorite Food-Kiwis
Least Favorite Food-Pumpkins
Other: Has an IQ 0f 30 so he's pretty stupid, very strong, hard headed, unstoppable, somehow has $5000000...red eyes from a doorknob accident, always wears boxing gloves, mostly works out to stay healthy(SO HE SAYS), somehow knows how to drive correctly and not crash, can somehow start fires just by looking at objects for more than an hour(IS GNARLLY A SPAWN OF LUCIFER? THE DEVIL FROM CUPHEAD?!), can catch a fish with boxing gloves, can stand on his head without using hands or a wall for support, can do a lot of other stuff but im too lazy to put it down here...……..
Lezik Zync - 12 Jan 2019 00:06
what happened with the doorknob?
Julian - 12 Jan 2019 00:27
He was pissed and hit his face on the doorknob by accident because Bruiser was being mean to him when Gnarly was 14...one other fact, Gnarly completely removed all possible hairs on his face, not his head.
Lezik Zync - 12 Jan 2019 05:35
Julian - 12 Jan 2019 17:42
Reply to derpybomber34:
Gnarly says: My eyes remained this way ever since, I can see perfectly but people make fun of me for it...HECK! I actually beat up a bunch of people because they made fun of me! The haven't done that since grade school! I still laugh at them for being weak, but they got what they deserved!